Today was the worst day of this year so far. The most disgusting thing happened. There are these hedges near our bag racks and everyone loves to collect grasshoppers (its kinda immature!) and throw them at people or leave it on their bags. Its so cruel. Anyway, today I grasshopper managed to hop down my blouse. Of course I didn’t realize until like thirty seconds later and by that time it had managed to poop and pee all over my blouse! It was terrible! And it was in first period so I had spend the rest of the day like that! EWWW!

Top 5 reasons why today was not my day:
1. The grasshopper accident! URGH!
2. We had PE today – just another reason to make the un-coordinated feel worst about themselves.
3. My friends kept teasing me all day about the ‘incident’. They were all like “Look Maddy a grasshopper!”
4. I had SOSE (Studies Of Society and Environment)! Plus I got my test back and I was kicking myself because I didn’t get the answers for some simple questions!
5. My mum got mad at me this morning for not helping.

Top 5 reasons why my life is alright:
1. I have awesome friends, well at least some of them. *Cough Cough* And my family loves me.
2. I am smartish. I mean I get alright grades.
3. I have relatively good skin, I don’t really get bad pimples.
4. I’m alright at most things except anything which involves co-ordination.
5. I’m pretty good at coding websites! I get like A’s in tech.